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Polyester The Musical

By Phil Olson, Book & Lyrics; Wayland Pickard, Music & Lyrics

Genre: Musical Comedy
Runtime (Min/Max): 100 - 110 Minutes
Cast: (Male/Female/Other): 3/2/

Synopsis: It was 1979, and The Synchronistics were big.Johnny Carson big. Their hit single, "Better Together" rose to #2 on the Billboard Charts. Then something terrible happened that drove the group apart. And now, twenty years later, they're back together to perform at the WKLN public access TV station telethon. Will they overcome their differences, act professionally, and help save WKLN from going under? Probably not. But, you never know what to expect when this dysfunctional group gets together - - one last time! It's "Mamma Mia" meets "Spinal Tap." Featuring 16 Original Songs including, "The Funk Train," and "Bump Your Booty Rump". "Be sure to check out this toe-tapping, hilarious journey back to your Dancing Queen days!...This show will take you back to the 70's, and you'll hardly be able to control your urge to get up on stage and do "The Funk Train!" - Actors Entertainment "Audience members laughed uncontrollably throughout!…energetically entertaining…an enthusiastic cast…a rollicking good time!" - The Tolucan Times "A group of terrific talent in a fun-filled show…full of humor and the music and singing are extremely entertaining." - Stage Happenings "I loved it!" - Fred Willard "A fun and entertaining evening with the audience moving and grooving to the sounds of 70's style original music and contagious dancing in their seats. It's fun, fun, fun all the way through…you will have a ball! It is the perfect show to pick up your spirits!" - "Loads of fun to watch with a very appealing cast. The actors work splendidly together…it's great fun!" RECOMMENDED - "Many comical one-liners…and a musical score that makes you want to get up and get down!...Polyester The Musical will become the next big thing." - Accessibly Live - NoHo Arts "An ABBA-esque band…(that) feels like yesterday…the 16 songs relate to the band's mood…hilarious turns." - LA Weekly "The 70's are back in Polyester The Musical. If you've ever wanted to revisit the disco flash of the 70's, now's your chance!" - Musical in LA "This is truly the funniest show I have ever seen ! The comedic timing is laser-perfect in a show that is brimming with top-notch talent." Michael Goring - Audience comment posted on

Notes: Polyetsr The Musical is available for licensing thru Samuel French at 212-206-8990

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